i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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