i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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