You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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