Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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