i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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