I just cut my nipple shaving
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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