so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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you had me at cake vodka
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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