that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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