All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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