i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I wish there were birth control emojis
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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