He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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