normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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