we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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