Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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