So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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