I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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