is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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