I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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