Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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