he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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