You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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