Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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