It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Randomize