Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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