So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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