talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I looked at my own cervix.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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