My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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