I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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