How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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