Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I'm always down for nudity.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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