That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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