My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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