Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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