the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Hello my rib-scented angel!
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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