we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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