i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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