Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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