coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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