We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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