we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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