is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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