So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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