Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
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i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I need to align my fucking chakras
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