She announced her abortion via fbk
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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