I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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