Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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