He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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