come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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