our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The beer is more important than you right now.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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