While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Are we still banned from the library?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize