Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
don't judge my taste in strippers
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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