Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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