Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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