Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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