ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
