How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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