Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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