I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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